Alyson Hannigan wants her Twitter followers to know she won’t be pulling off any celebrity body-after-baby weight-loss miracles. In a series of tweets the mother of two (Satyana is 3-years-old, while Keeva Jane arrived on May 23) joked about her goals, and what her role on How I Met Your Mother has to do with it all!

A sampling of Alyson Hannigan’s recent Twitter messages read:

I think by Hollywood standards I’m supposed to be in bikini shape now that my baby is 4 weeks old.

My workout goal: Food drops in lap, not on belly.

“@MeaniePants: @alydenisof It takes the uterus 6 weeks to shrink all the way back. You still have time. ;p” my uterus is also in my hips.

@jo_di_e I still haven’t lost all the weight from my FIRST daughter :/. Oh well.

After one fan suggested, “But we love ya more if you are normal like the rest of us! 9 months on, 9 months off!” Alyson Hannigan replied, “and then start to work out after the nine months off? ”

A second follower pointed out the star’s character also recently gave birth, writing, “@alydenisof the HIMYM writers will be paying you for looking post-baby during the next season, so you’re just doing your job.” Agreeing, the newly minted mother of two commented, “TOTALLY TRUE!!! I’m method.”

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